So, like me, I’m sure your inbox is inundated with sales. And I’ve reached this point where I wonder what’s wrong with me, because I just don’t want anything. We live in a 750 square foot one-bedroom apartment and there’s already so much shit in it. Where am I going to put more shit? I did buy some digital shit — an upgrade to Parallels Desktop 13 — because that doesn’t take up any space, but there really isn’t that much more digital shit I want. I could replace old shit like our TV and replace it with new shit, like a better TV, but…why? Because I could instead sit around on my ass doing nothing all day, while my lady sits around on hers, doing her own version of nothing. That is, as Mastercard likes to say, priceless, and nothing I buy will make it better.
With that said, if you feel obligated to perform your patriotic duty as a consumer, here are some places to look for more shit in your life: