I don’t care about stupid points any more
Where can one truly travel when we are all trapped in the same existential void?
Monthly Archives: July 2016
In which I compare frequent flyer programs among major U.S. carriers, and again emerge a United corporate whoreperson
You know who has the best fucking frequent flyer program, at least for the time being? That’s right, United Fucking Airlines. I know, I already told you I love United, and… Read more »
Mobile Entry
I might be the only person you know who has been denied Global Entry status. I mean, I got Pre, so yay, but still, what a fucking bummer. Except it’s… Read more »
We All Want Approval
Hey, guess what? I’m in a fucking good mood this morning, because I was approved for a Chase Sapphire Preferred. I know, it’s pathetic. And you’re probably wondering why I’m… Read more »
One more time, dumbed down further [updated June 2018]
If the previous cheat sheet was the fucking Cliff’s Notes, this one is the scrawl on your palm. If you want to effortlessly earn the most and best free travel, just do… Read more »
TSA PreCheck and Global Entry — that’s what she said
I don’t believe in lines. I believe in them for other people, like Christianity and diet soda. Just not for me. Don’t get me wrong; I think lines are one… Read more »